Wilfred Quotes
I can't leave my family. My kids need me. Please, that's bullshit. They're like nine years old.
Kristen
Look you and I both know the paper swan can't actually talk to Bear, but if it helps Bear that's all that matters.
Stay out of this squish tits!
Amanda
Everyone knows the great dane's preferred method of attack is to pin down and slobber on. Coincidentally, that's also Drew's preferred method of love making.
Bear stole that button off Amanda's coat. When Bear drinks he loses all impulse control.
Sorry, I'm not much of a dog person.
Amanda
I brought dessert! I found it in the most charming little French bakery's dumpster.
You can't control relationships. You have to let things happen naturally.
As your lawyer, maybe I could send a cease and desist letter to FazzioMcBoners99.
Ryan
Wilfred, you're my best friend. If you want your own dog house, we'll get you one. I just can't spend $9,000.
Ryan
Warner's gonna join us whenever he feels like it. That's one of the things about being rich; you get to treat everybody else like shit. I can't wait.
Kevin
There's darkness everywhere Ryan. You just can't see because the sun is such an attention whore.
