Wilfred Quotes
Ryan, you're buried under a box of secrets with a talking dog in a basement that may not even exist.
I'm telling you I can feel it in my bones; the ones I chew on and the ones inside of me.
You asked her to move in with you? Are you high? Because you need to be.
Ryan: She makes me feel normal.
Wilfred: Oh and I don't?
Ryan: You're looting my kitchen dressed like one of the wolverines.
Why do you think no dogs died in the Holocaust? Because we knew it was coming.
Wilfred: Ryan do you have any more rice?
Ryan: How much do you need?
Wilfred: 100 pounds should do it.
God damn it Wilfred, I will not let you ejaculate all over me again.
Ryan
I could totally pass as Harry Potter.
Ryan
Those teeth in there, are they James?
Ryan: Why don't you ask your best friend Dennis?
Wilfred: Ryan I have a confession to make. Dennis will be out of town this weekend also.
Ryan: We decided to leave and start our own boutique law firm together.
Wilfred: Boutique? So you'd represent jewelry and effeminate trinkets and such?
Look at this tub of radiance checking me out.
Kristen
