Will & Grace
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Oh, you look fancy. If I were straight I'd stare at you like a creep and tell you to smile more.
Jack
Jack: I don't want you to age better than me.
Will: Oh, come on, Jack. Everybody knows Twinkies never expire.
Blake, it's great that you have no shame. I mean, you missed the joy of signing up for football to fool your parents. But you guys can never forget the struggle that came before you. The people that fought and loved and died so that you could walk down the street in skinny jeans with rights you never even knew you never had. The minute we forget what we went through to get here is the minute it could all be taken away. And that will be the night the lights go out in Georgia!
You realize the happy life you have is because we made a big deal about things.
Will: Is it creepy that I'm dating a 23 year old? We're not really connecting.
Jack: So what? They're young and hot and we're old and not. Nothing else matters.
Will: He doesn't like Madonna.
Jack: He should be beaten with a VHS copy of Evita.
Will: I'm on a date. What do you want?
Jack: I've also got a hot, young guy coming over in five minutes and I'm so stiff I can't move.
Will: Yeah, well, if it lasts longer than four hours call your doctor.
Grace: You are in the top 1% of income and alcohol level.
Karen: It's not my fault that people can't marry money and hold their liquor.
Scrotox. It's like Botox but for the boys.
Karen
Karen: Did she call me the A word, the B word, or the C word?
Bridget: Yes, Ma'am.
I'm sorry, I guess some people age like an anchorman and others like a meth head mother of nine.
Really, Grace? Peek a boo sleeves. Aren’t you begging someone to just peek and then boo?
Jack
