You don't put people's feet in food processors!


You are absolutely, 100 percent the type to snap.


Layla: You were the best thing that ever happened to me.
Jamie: Funny, 'cause you were the worst.

Layla: I owe you one.
Jamie: One!

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Yes, maybe. Or maybe it's God. Which do you want it to be, Jude?


No internet, no radio. God, I hope there's boggle.


You're loved Jamie. And I want you to know how I feel.


Scotty: I love you.
General Gaines: I love you too. But right now, who cares? This is bigger than us.

Jamie: I'm angry with myself, because I've wasted my life.
Professor Lot: Okay, I'm just going to check the "want to help others" box.

Go on, Father. Have a finger.


In retrospect, that does seem like a dick move.

Father Jude

Yes, you look...inconspicuous.

Father Jude

You, Me and the Apocalypse Quotes

Jude: Sorry about my language, by the way.
Celine: Oh, it's okay, I speak English.

Jamie's Mom: You're like that woman in the book.
Jamie: You're going to have to narrow that down a bit.