You, Me and the Apocalypse
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Try not to make it all about you for once.
Dave
God doesn't speak to people outside of Charlton Heston films.
Jamie
Why don't you go treat yourself to a feminine release?
Rhonda
You were right. Christophe is very, very punchable.
Celine
Giovanni: God isn't speaking to me.
Father Jude: But I am. Giovanni, you matter. You are loved.
I did not stick my fingers up his bum for this!
Jamie
Can I be the cop for a while?
Rhonda
There's still stuff worth fighting for.
Jamie
Why did the monk leave the monastery? Because he was cloister-phobic.
Jude
Jamie: We can't deliver a baby!
Dave: Yes, we can! Positive mental attitude.
Jamie: I think it takes a little more training!
Buddy: This is me. Just a regular Joe who likes to wear pantyhose. Does that bother you?
Rhonda: No, not at all.
Buddy: In that case, do you mind if I go change?
Jude: What if I let you down?
Celine: It's okay, I have very low expectations of you.