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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 1 Episode 4: "The Captain" Quotes
What was that, eight seconds? Oh yeah, he has that Trump just took Pennsylvania look. Say something. Say, it happens all the time, NBD. No, you'll sound like a slut. You could say let's order food and move past it.
Beck Voiceover
Ugh, Beck. You're a disaster.
Beck Voiceover
Peach: Tell me you're not writing another dead puppy thing as a metaphor for your dad dying. What? That's completely what it's really about. Look, I'm just saying. Stop killing puppies! Write fresh! There is so much more inside of you. Who are you now Beckalish?
Beck: I thought it was a good piece.
Peach: Oh sorry, boo boo. OK go. Find that brilliant badass inside of you, and believe in her. I know I do.
The Captain. Who the hell is this? What? Obviously, you don't love him. Love ya. Love ya? You never said that to Benji and look what had to happen to him. Beck, just when I think we're getting somewhere ...
Joe Voiceover
My dick reduced to cartoon food items. This is my nightmare. A hot dog. Yes, with the bun. Tell her, Beck. Go on, listen to your gut. Joe is the one.
Joe
The Captain: Good to see ya hon.
Beck: Yeah, you too dad.
Joe Voiceover: Dad?
Beck, you're such an asshole. Love me, daddy. I'm going to be a writer, daddy. God just shut up forever.
Beck Voiceover
You really are capable of keeping a secret. Four by my count. Who the hell are you, Beck?
Joe Voiceover
if I wasn't so blinded by love I would have seen the secrets right in front of me waiting to be uncovered.
Joe Voiceover
Nancy: Your father has come such a long way; worked hard for it too.
Beck Voiceover: You're barking up the wrong tree, lady if you think I'm going to sit here and validate that man.
Beck: Yeah, he's uh, he's lucky to have you.
Nancy: Goes to show you what a good Christian household and a loving family can do.
Beck Voiceover: She did not just suggest if you were more Christian he wouldn't have abandoned you for a crack pipe.
Mia: Did your dad talk to you yet?
Beck Voiceover: She's so her mother, only less subtle.
Beck: Talk to me about?
Mia: Well, he's supposed to tell you he can't send money anymore, but he's going to help you find a better job first. Mom doesn't think he should wait. She's so cranky. It's the hormones. Oh, wasn't supposed to tell you, but she's pregnant. That's why they're fighting about it.
Beck Voiceover: Great. That's great. He's starting a new family. Because fixing the one he had obviously wasn't an option. Why would he ever do that?
Beck: Joe?
Joe: Beck, what are you doing here?
