Joe: I'm lying to you right now. I wasn't happy with how we left things and neither were you seeing as how you were hiding out in the bathroom.
Beck: I wasn't hiding, I swear.
Joe: We can at least agree that I left you a little wanting?
Beck: Yeah--
Joe: So you're saying you did want it to last longer than eight seconds?
Beck: No, I mean yeah, as in--
Joe: Wait, I thought it was a race? Didn't I win? I thought it would be nice if I came to surprise you and not leave you with that memory of me for too long.

Nancy: Your father, he's just an ATM to you, right Beck?
Beck: I'm sorry, and what is he to you? A feature for your blog so you can brag about how you lifted him from the pits of despair? Newsflash, he was sober when you met him! I was in the pits with him, and not because I wasn't Christian enough. You didn't save him. You think he'll fall over if you pull your hand out of his ass?
Edward: Guinevere, enough.

Joe: Do you want him dead?
Beck: What?
Joe: Kind of feels like you and he have some unresolved stuff. Believe me, I'm the king of unresolved family issues. I know what people splitting feels like. I just wonder if uh, look, he's here and he's alive, use that as an opportunity to talk to him, or you're a writer, could be helpful to write about it; cathartic.
Beck: What are you doing? Do you hear yourself right now? Who the hell are you to tell me I have daddy issues?! You don't even know me!
Joe: Beck, Beck, I --
Beck: Just go! Leave me alone; I'm serious.

Beck: You know I tell people that you're dead. You know it kind of feels like you did die that day in the basement.
Edward: Sorry you feel that way.

They say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed.

Beck

I like who I am when I'm with you Joe

Beck

Beck: Hey stranger. You drool in your sleep. So cute.
Joe: Were you watching me?
Beck: Maybe.
Joe: Uh oh. Stalker!
Beck: Learned from the best.

It's really too bad the one whose approval you seek the most isn't my biggest fan. Fortunately, Paco is a remarkably quick reader. I can return the book I never had any intention of keeping, and if that's not enough, if Peach still has a problem, every relationship has its obstacles to overcome, right? I won't let her get in the way if us Beck. I won't.

Joe

YOU Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Ugh, Beck. You're a disaster.

Beck Voiceover

What was that, eight seconds? Oh yeah, he has that Trump just took Pennsylvania look. Say something. Say, it happens all the time, NBD. No, you'll sound like a slut. You could say let's order food and move past it.

Beck Voiceover