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Thursdays on NetflixYOU Season 1 Episode 2: "The Last Nice Guy in New York" Quotes
Today's the day, Beck. It just feels right, right? I'm looking forward to it, and I think, obvious hangover aside, you are too. But I've read people wrong in the past. One day, I'll tell you about Candice. Every red flag I was blind to. How destroyed I was, what can I say? We all have baggage.
Joe Voiceover
As you activate your new friend there, I know you think you're deactivating your old one, but here's where you're wrong. Your old phone, which I have, is still logged into the cloud, and that means I'm still logged into you. Sci-fi movies are so wrong. Technology is our friend.
Joe Voiceover
Benji: Do not tell me you're doing this because of Beck. She's not my girlfriend! You can have her.
Joe: Careful Benji. Not winning any points.
Benji: If you knew her, you would not be putting me in a cage. You're ruining your life over Guinevere goddamn Beck!
Beck: I totally didn't Google you, but if I did, I might discover you aren't on social media?
Joe Voiceover: Fact. It renders you insanely vulnerable with zero upsides.
Joe: I'm an old-school guy. I like real life.
Benji: You see this hardworking writer chick. How can you not? She's branded the living shit out of herself across the internet.
Joe Voiceover: I want you to know if I wasn't about to be late to see you I would beat this guy bloody for the way he talks about you.
Benji: I'm telling you, this is her thing. Right now, she's got on red lipstick, and she's getting ready to work her professor hard for that A.
Beck: Don't touch me. That's not sexy. It's repulsive. Sorry, I-
Professor: But you invited me to.
Beck: No. I didn't.
Professor: You flirt brazenly. You wear clothes so sheer I can see your nipples. What do you call that?
Beck: That's crazy.
Professor: If you want to stay on the safe side of the plausible deniability zone, cover your tits. Stop the blowjob eyes, and write better. I like you, but clearly, you're overworked. It's only right to release you from the T.A. position.
Beck: No, please.
Professor: Get some rest.
Paco: It's cool how you get in the monster's POV. You understand why he does stuff. Almost like it's, um ...
Joe: Justified?
Paco: Yeah, but then it's weird because he's bad but not all bad. I mean, maybe Dr. Frankenstein is the bad one for even making him, right?
Joe: Well, I think it's open to your interpretation.
I'm starting to think I'm some kind of magnet for dudes with issues.
Beck
Why would I want to kill him? Who wants to kill people?
Joe Voiceover
Joe: Shes taking me to a Salinger party.
Benji: A Salinger party? Joe. She's taking you to add texture. She wants to seem interesting like she hangs out with real folk. She's deep. Shes an artist. Truth? Beck will always leave someone like you for someone who can take her places.
Peach: Now Joseph ...
Joe: Just, just Joe.
Peach: I'm going to have to borrow our friend here, so make yourself at home. Everyone here is friendly. Brown people don't bite. [Pauses] Alumni? Where'd you go?
Joe: I didn't.
You think I need some illiterate working in my shop! You want to work at the shop, you learn the value of these books.
Mooney
