Rhada: Oh. You two again. I hope you don't mind I'm taking him home.
Liza: No. He's yours to take.

• Permalink: No. He's yours to take.
• Added: November 10, 2016

I don't fly in a lesbian flock. I'm more of a lone owl.

Maggie

• Permalink: I don't fly in a lesbian flock. I'm more of a lone owl.
• Added: November 10, 2016

Liza: I lay on the bed quivering, my hands quivering over my panties. I could feel my woman pulse throbbing through the lace, and as I slid my fingers inside towards the place no man could ever fully penetrate, I felt my flower fully begin to blossom...
Liza/Moore: ...to release, to burst open, to explode.
Moore: I am Aubrey Alexis! I am Aubrey Alexis! YES! I AM AUBREY ALEXIS!
Kelsey: I am Aubrey Alexis!
Charles: I am Aubrey Alexis!
Diana: I am Aubrey Alexis!
Crowd: I AM AUBREY ALEXIS!!!

• Permalink: I AM AUBREY ALEXIS!!!
• Added: November 10, 2016

Charles: Gwyneth had a *what*?
Redmond: A vagina steaming incident.
Charles: No, I *heard* it, I just wish I could *unhear* it.

• Permalink: No, I *heard* it, I just wish I could *unhear* it.
• Added: November 10, 2016

Now Gawker is claiming Lena Dunham is Aubrey Alexis! We've already seen her slippery oyster on HBO Go. Don't they know the woman has nothing left to hide?

Moore

• Permalink: Now Gawker is claiming Lena Dunham is Aubrey Alexis! We've already seen her slippery oyster...
• Added: November 09, 2016

Liza: Hey, how many sexual partners have you had?
Maggie: At the same time?
Liza: Never mind.

• Permalink: Never mind.
• Added: November 09, 2016

Wait. You only slept with three dudes. That's what you're saying, right? Like three, one less than four. That's the three you're talkin' about here?

Josh

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• Added: November 09, 2016

Lauren: Get me off twice and call me an Uber.
Liza: Get me off three times and you can call me anything.

• Permalink: Get me off three times and you can call me anything.
• Added: November 09, 2016