I'll pay you a hundred bucks if you start cooing back at her. Coooo cooo cooo.

Josh

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• Added: November 02, 2016

Diana: Do I have Cabernet teeth [large, toothy smile]?
Liza: You're good.

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• Added: November 02, 2016

My back in the day is happening right now, and I'm going need stories to tell the 26-year-old that I'm gonna date when I'm 40, so...

Josh

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• Added: November 02, 2016

Good luck. We're all begging for more cock. I mean Crown of Kings, of course. C. O. K. I've never said that acronym out loud. I've always just read it, alone, in my head.

Diana

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• Added: November 02, 2016

Liza: I have a Plan B.
Kelsey: You can't take those on an empty stomach. It's absolutely key. Oh. You have an actual Plan B. Not the pill. I...never mind.

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• Added: November 02, 2016