I'm bringing a blue-collar companion to a black-tie event.

Diana

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Charles: How did you get this?
Liza: I didn't run away.

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Kelsey: Who am I gonna choose?
Lauren: Mm-mm. No. You don't. Have them both, diva. It's healthier for your flora too.

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Liza's generation has no concept of style. It's all rompers and fanny packs.

Diana

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That man may be a plumber, but he sure can plumb my depths.

Diana

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Maggie: Who is that woman screeching at you?
Liza: Uh, that's Diana.
Maggie: Oh, that's Diana? Now I finally get it.

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It needs more energy. Humor. Scandal. We’re competing with Russian hookers and golden showers.

Zane

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• Added: July 17, 2018