Pauline: Kate discovers that her husband is secretly in love with someone else.
Kiara: Who?
Pauline: A two-faced, young assistant at his company.
Kiara: Oh my god.
Diana: Karl, with an assistant? He seems like he'd be attracted to a more accomplished woman. You know someone who is at least department head.

You screwed me, and then you screwed me over.

Zane

Kelsey: You know what they say, men who grow beards are hiding something.
Diana: Yes, generally crumbs.

Charles: It's amazing what we do for our kids.
Liza: Caitlin's the reason why I work so hard for my job. Why I did what I did.

Neckwear should inspire envy, Liza, not seizures.

Diana

You saw me yodel, you might as well have seen me naked. Not that I'm recommending that either. I'm gonna go.

Liza

Zane: Mistletoe.
Kelsey: That's poinsettia.
Zane: Close enough.

Kelsey: I'm kind of seeing them both.
Liza: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Kelsey: You have been gaslighting this whole company since you got here. Can I have one secret?

I'm bringing a blue-collar companion to a black-tie event.

Diana

Charles: How did you get this?
Liza: I didn't run away.

Kelsey: Who am I gonna choose?
Lauren: Mm-mm. No. You don't. Have them both, diva. It's healthier for your flora too.

Liza's generation has no concept of style. It's all rompers and fanny packs.

Diana

Younger Quotes

It's like Goodnight Moon for adults. With blow jobs!

Liza

Wow. If she was OK with the sex change, maybe this won't be such a big deal.

Liza