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Thursdays on Paramount+Younger Quotes
Liza: The last thing she said was, "Men are just candy."
Diana: That's a really great book title.
Liza: Hey, good morning, what cha up to?
Montana: I BANGED YOUR EX BOYRIEND I'M SORRY!
Maggie: She really didn't know.
Montana: I didn't.
Liza: Oh. That's fine. Really. Bang away. Like a screen door in a hurricane.
Montana: OK.
Liza: Yeah, OK. I'm going to go to work now. Have a nice day.
Oh, please. Some of my best work comes from my worst hangovers.
Maggie
What? I don't see what the big deal is. You're 27 at work, and I'm single in New York.
Diego
Kelsey: What.
Liza: Nothing.
Kelsey: Yeah. What is it Liza.
Liza [shaking her head]: Nothing. No big deal.
Kelsey [hands on hips]: Yeah. I was out all night. I slept with a stranger. I drank too much. I have no problem being who I am. So go ahead, don't hold back, say what you were gonna say!
Liza: Your tit's out.
Kelsey: Tinder?
Josh: What? Do you have a better suggestion?
Kelsey: No. I fully support you.
Josh: Awww. Thanks! [watches her undress in the bathroom]
Charles: What do you two think about giving Liza a promotion?
Diana: What would that look like for me?
Charles: I don't plan on leaving you without an assistant, but I think she could use some more responsibility.
Kelsey: Actually, I think Millennial could use someone a step above Liza. We are growing really fast.
Charles: Well, in my opinion, Liza is open to the task, but I am open to exploring other options.
Kelsey: Charles, you were right. Liza deserves that promotion.
Charles: What do you think about bumping her title up to Associate Editor?
Kelsey: That's great, but she also needs a raise. You can take it out of my salary if you need to. I could not do this job without her.
Liza: God, I have been feeling like a really shitty person lately, but now I feel like a really shitty mom.
Kelsey: Liza, no. There's nothing you could have done. She got sick.
Liza: I could have answered the phone and told her to go to the doctor, but I was in the woods getting drunk.
Kelsey: What about her dad?
Liza: He's not the one you contact when you have a crisis. It's me. It's always been me.
Kelsey: I'm really sorry. I wish there was something I could do.
Liza: I love my job, and I think I'm pretty good at it. And if that isn't good enough for you, then maybe this isn't working.
Kelsey: Maybe it's not.
We got invited to Bonfire because we are young and fun, so I'm going to need you to be a little more on brand. Keep up.
Kelsey
She definitely taught me a lot, like if someone tells you they're a liar, you should believe them.
Josh
