You're the Worst
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Gretchen: You know, after I cleaned the fries off your face and put you to bed, you said something to me that was pretty dark.
Jimmy: Mm. Don't tell me.
Gretchen: OK, I won't. [pause] I love you, too.
And I regret going to see The Babadook. It was so scary, you guys!
Vernon
Jimmy: Did you wear your booby shirt?
Gretchen: Of course I wore my booby shirt!
Becca's like a Monday crossword. Gretchen.. Sunday. Takes all day, but it's rewarding as hell.
Jimmy
Edgar! My confidant. The Grumio to my Petruchio.
Jimmy
Nina: And you date him. Willingly.
Gretchen: The heart is a dumb dumb.
I'm going to get absolutely snozzled.
Jimmy
Jimmy: You're not on antidepressants?
Gretchen: Shit, no. I don't want to lose my edge.
Some of the most legendary geniuses of our time suffered from depression. David Foster Wallace, Hemingway, Spalding Gray, Boner from Growing Pains...
Sam [to Gretchen]
Jimmy: Oh my god!
Nina: What? Oh, stop. Skiing is rough on the feet.
Jimmy: Skiing?! It looks like these things got caught in the gears of a clock!
I'm sorry during the "Rock of Love" auditions I called you a poor man's Isla Fisher.
Lindsay [to Gretchen]
Gretchen: You stayed?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Gretchen [crying]: You stayed.
