You're the Worst
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Sam: Why would you let me do that show?
Gretchen: Because you wanted to! You said, and I quote, "Get your negligent ass down to Fire 103, we doin' a show."
Sam: My blood sugar was low, you're supposed to give me some goddamn almonds!
Hey, that's your best garbage bag. You going somewhere?
Edgar
I thought all English people were fancy, but these are like Alabama English people.
Lindsay
Jimmy: Gretch, you gotta help me, promise you'll help me. Please.
Gretchen: Can't.
Jimmy: Jesus, I thought you said you were better?
Gretchen: I lied.
Jimmy: Well, fake it and help me!
Gretchen: I don't wanna.
Jimmy [shrieking]: Do you think I wanna? Nobody wanna! But I need your help, c'mon!
All right, English people, cover your skin. We're going outside.
Gretchen
Wow! It's so big and gray.
Lily
Jimmy: You must be in university by now?
Lily: Oh, I was going to go. But they pointed out that university is just a place that wankers go to study poetry and fist themselves.
It seemed like a right proper story. Just not for me.
Jimmy's dad
I have to look extra dope. Those assholes' latest track dissed my wardrobe so thoroughly they had me doubting my signature style that GQ once called "courageously headache-y."
Sam
You've got a career. A nice house. Got your own Paki. Don't do what I did and let some black cloud of a bird screw it up.
Ronny
Conventional and scary, hell yeah. But the death of fun? Not necessarily. To be a slave to an idea of coolness is why some of your friends never grow and in the end are actually less themselves. And counterintuitively lead less authentic lives than the buyers-in.
Lexi
Gretchen: Jimmy is a writer.
Lexi: Oh! For what show?
Jimmy: [snorts] Not for television. God, can you imagine?
