Wow mom. I didn't know you were such a pioneer.

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• Added: April 22, 2020

David: I thought we agreed to be together forever.
Emily: The contract states 'till death do us part. After that, I'm free to do my own thing again.

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• Added: April 22, 2020

Would you like a straw? Would that help you drink my wine even faster?

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• Added: April 22, 2020

What is "and so on?" What are you going to write our eulogies for us too?

David

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• Added: April 22, 2020