Crazy seems to be on a sliding scale since I met you guys.

Mitch

Chloe: Someday, I would like to meet this person who made you become this thing you are today. Was it his mom, who didn't hug him enough? A college girlfriend who broke his heart? Or was he always the last picked on a sports team?
Mitch: It was all of those things.

Bat fact number three; it's worse than we thought.

Mitch

Chloe: Pack your bags, we're going to Rio!
Abraham: I love this job.

Margaret: We should let the birds go. Just in case.
Wendy: Just in case what?
Margaret: Just in case you're right.

Abraham: You have an ex? Good to know. Some might think that you are incapable of deep human contact.
Mitch: Yeah, my ex is one of them.

Jamie: Wolf poop is called scat?
Jackson: It is.
Jamie: Wow. You learn something new everyday.

Abraham: I like this Chloe. She's, what do you say, peppery?
Mitch: Yeah, I was never a fan of peppery.

I'm an acquired taste.

Mitch

Perception can sometimes stain reality.

Abraham

What if what we thought was a man on the verge of insanity was actually a man on the verge of an extraordinary evolutionary breakthrough?

Jackson

Jamie: I know I shouldn't have lied to you, but I did it for a good reason.
Mitch: That's the problem with you. Your good reason barometer is on the fritz.

Zoo Quotes

They were raised in cages. In a way, they're kind of the victims here.

Mitch

All men are unknowable. With animals, you know where you stand.

Abraham