Adam Pally Quotes
Family doesn't wait to be invited. It's like HPV, it just shows up and never leaves.Peter
Mindy: I mean look how he reacted to your news. He didn't even show up to the party and that's just you.
Peter: Tough to hear it phrased that way, but I understand what your saying.
Morgan: Hey Dr. P, you play basketball?
Peter: Just a pickup game I play with my friends. Mostly it's just an excuse to use black slang. [To Tamra] Excuse me, blood.
Why would Mindy want to go to Stanford? She hates not being the only Asian in a room.Peter
Peter: Mindy, your boyfriend groped me. You are a beard.
Mindy: Oh no, it's happening again.
Today, I went out and bought curtains, and I closed them before I...relaxed.Peter
Right now, I am grown up who living like The Situation.Peter
The trick to online dating is you want a bold face lie.Peter
So I have to apologize to a girl, which is something I've literally never done. Is Danny in?Peter
Peter: Look's like a patient is going into labor, and there's no father, so the taxi driver is kind of the surrogate now.
Abby: I'm sorry. Are you describing Look Who's Talking?
I've gotta hit the gym, man. Steal me some soap.Peter
Tamra, you have hurt a good, if not weird, man's spirit. I have had enough of this BS dog allergy.Peter