Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.
Yeah, I gave them the boot.
We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.
I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.
How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!
Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!
Everybody's chipping in hard.
If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.
Maybe I went about somethings the wrong way ... There's pressure on all of us.
Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.
Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.
Ron is the President of the I-double-F.