Situation: What do you think of Jenni and Sammi? I feel like Sammi slayed the giant.
Vinny: Just by stepping up to her, you get a tie. And if you get in a tie with Mayweather, you get respect.

Yeah, I gave them the boot.

We just got chemistry, you know? And I'm not talking about the class.

I'm leader of the group. I say what goes, and if I say we're leaving, we're leaving.

How dare you speak to me like this? I'm the glue of this family!

Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!

Everybody's chipping in hard.

If anyone can help these two crazy individuals, it'd be Sitch ... and I tried, but it backfired.

Maybe I went about somethings the wrong way ... There's pressure on all of us.

Next thing you know, Snooks' clothes just started coming off.

Vinny: Ronni's MacGyver, yo.
Situation: He got off scott free.

Ron is the President of the I-double-F.

Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes

I'm hooking up with my girl. Pauly is hooking up with his girl. And we're going to have sex. That's the situation.

Mike (The Situation)

I'm like, chill out, Freckles McGee.

Mike