Favorite Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino Quotes
Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?
My grandpappy was a pimp. His grandpappy was a pimp.
Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.
Everybody at the Shore definitely knows The Situation. As far as I know, everybody loves The Situation, and if you don't love The Situation, I'm gonna make you love The Situation.
This is The Situation right here, my abs are so ripped up it's ... we call it The Situation.
It's obvious that Sammi has a crush on me... it goes back to the days of prehistoric kindergarten.
He orders her roses, and then she texts this kid. The principle that she ... the intention ... and that intention, once you cross that line, that intention line, it's horrible. it's not good. You do not let a girl do this to you.
Every month, there's a situation.
It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper, then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
We have an abundance of wife beaters ... and we wear them before we got out before it's T-shirt time. Right before we go out we take off the tank and then we put on our fresh shirt.
The whole Sammi-Ronnie situation? Not a good situation.
This was probably the worst fight I've ever seen. It was a five-car crash; horrible, but you can't keep your eyes off it.
