Favorite Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi Quotes
If you want me to cook and poison everybody and we're gonna be dead in two minutes? Whatever.
I have Vinny in the house now, maybe I don't need the vibrator, we'll see.
[to Sammi] Oh my God, bitch. You're such a whore. Why were you like that?
Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women, and I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country.
I feel like a pilgrim from the f*%king '20s washing this $h!t in the sink.
I'm not trashy, unless I drink too much.
Guy on phone: May I speak to Angelina?
Snooki: No, she died. [hangs up]
And if it's a smush, you gotta put lotion on your butt.
I definitely want to try again with Vinny, I actually named his penis Moby Dick.
Snooki: Where's the beach?
Onlooker: It's right there. Where else would it be?
It's like putting a watermelon into a pinhole.
Snooki: You're a white rat and you're f*%king pale and you're nasty.
Angelina: Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.
Snooki: I AM tan and I like being tan BITCH!
