Sure I was hurt when I found out I was Turk's second choice for ...

J.D.'s Narration: Sure I was hurt when I found out I was Turk's second choice for best man. But I'm not gonna be petty... I mean, when the tux guy called to confirm Turk's measurements, I gave them to him.
Turk: Dude! I look like I'm going to Ferrakhan day-camp!
J.D.: Just paint your legs black, you'll be fine.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13: "My Porcelain God"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 Quotes

J.D.'s Narration: I think it's human nature to search for answers.
Turk: Dude. Why is your tux gonna cost four thousand dollars?
J.D.: No reason.

Well done, there, Barbie. You're now exactly where you were three years ago.

Dr. Cox
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