TV Quotes Quotes
Isabella: I have diplomatic immunity, so I could kill all of you and get away with it.
Luke: Okay, let’s maybe not test that theory.
Isabella: Jeff is crushing on you. Hard.
Megan: No. No way. Those guys don’t think of me that way.
Isabella: Megan, you’re smart, fun, and hot. Come on, that’s the crush trifecta. Maybe you used to be one of the guys, but I think those days are over.
Jeff: So, basically, it’s blackmail?
Megan: More like mutual destruction. Choose your own adventure, or don’t.
Jughead: Jeepers!
[Jughead sees the dead body]
Ethel: I told everyone there was a milkman!
Reggie: I might cut out of here.
Archie: You don’t have to do that.
Reggie: Come on, Andrews. I saw you two in the cemetery holding hands. You don’t need a seismograph to pick up those vibrations.
Archie: Okay, Reg, if you say so.
Reggie: I do.
Archie: Riverdale has a funny relationship with Halloween.
Veronica: Dare I ask?
Cheryl: Unfortunately, we don’t embrace All Hallows Eve the same way Greendale does. We have rules in Riverdale.
Sheriff Keller: Mr. Rayberry killed himself. We have established that.
Jughead: No, you established that. I have not established that.
Megan: I keep trying to figure out who would’ve done this.
Isabella: I can think of one local filmmaker with a grudge.
Megan: Jeff? Really?
Isabella: I mean, they always talk about women scorned, but men are even worse.
Megan: I don’t know. It doesn’t seem like his style.
Isabella: Well, whoever it is, we’re gonna find out.
Steve: Is it the only tape?
Luke: I think you should ask your number one son.
Brent: Ahh, Dad! Luke…
Steve: Is that the only tape?!
Luke: That’s a lie. No, that’s a lie!
Isabella: Mom.
Isabella’s Mom: It’s late. Is everything okay?
Isabella: I need your help. I’m in trouble.
We have to get our stories straight.
Isabella
Veronica: This is a rerelease in stunning 4D.
Cheryl: Don’t you mean 3D?
Veronica: Oh no, 3D is so 1952. This is 4D, Cheryl. A new fourth dimension of terror.
Dilton Doily: Time is the fourth dimension. Do you mean time?
Veronica: Shut up, Dilton.
