Tell her about the hit and run. No, she probably loves ponies. A...

Tell her about the hit and run. No, she probably loves ponies. Ask her if she's been tested. Why are these odd thoughts popping into my head? My God, look at the size of her feet. Tell her. Stop it!

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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9: "My Half-Acre"
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 9 Quotes

Well, it seems I've stumbled into the "time-well-spent" ward. Back to your cage, Ted.

Dr. Kelso

E.liot: Yeah, I'm sure you said something that sucked the romance out of the moment. You used to do that all the time when we were dating.
J.D.: Like when?
(Flashback to J.D. and Elliot in bed)
J.D.: Are you getting thicker, you feel thicker?

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