Tell me, Lorelai. What have you been doing with your life anyway...

Straub: Tell me, Lorelai. What have you been doing with your life anyway, besides hating successful businessmen? I'm just curious.
Emily: Why don't we all go into the dining room?
Lorelai: Well, um, Straub, I run an inn near Stars Hollow.
Straub: Really?
Lorelai: Yes, really.
Christopher: Dad, come on.
Straub: Nice to see you found your calling.
Emily: Dinner's ready.
Francine: Christopher, your tie.
Christopher: Mom, please.
Straub: (to Lorelai) And is your life everything you hoped it would be?
Lorelai: Yes, it is.
Straub: Because it seems to me that you might not want to take such a haughty tone when you announce to the world that you work in a hotel.


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Gilmore Girls Season 1 Episode 15: "Christopher Returns"
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Emily: Straub is actually a good man. Very smart. He was one of the top lawyers in his field, a very arcane aspect of International law. And he's always been so active in his community. His charity work has never diminished over the years. (she pauses) Oh let's face it - he's a big ass. [Rory laughs] Rory, I know you heard a lot of talk about various disappointments this evening and I know you've heard a lot of talk about it in the past. But I want to make this very clear - you, young lady, your person and your existence have never ever been - not even for a second -included in that list. Do you understand me?
Rory: Yeah, I do.

Luke: So, uh, where's the guy?
Lorelai: Oh he's gone.
Luke: Oh, too bad.
Lorelai: We'll be fine. Luke?
Luke: Yeah?
Lorelai: Um, can I make one more suggestion?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Curtains?
Luke: No.
Lorelai: Manly curtains.
Luke: Oxymoron.
Lorelai: What did you call me? Luke: No curtains.
Lorelai: Aw come on. You gotta give a little. How about a tablecloth?
Luke:No. We don't do table cloths here.

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