Roy: Real talk, man. Thank you. And look, I know you've got a lot of feelings for Keeley. I just hope none of that shit ever gets in the way of our friendship.
Jamie: Yeah. No, yeah, me too, yeah.
Roy: Good. That's good. 'Cause me and Keeley started talking again.
Jamie: Oh, yeah?
Roy: Yeah. Just easing into it. But she is a woman, so you never know, right? Jamie: Hmm. It's nothing official between the two of you?
Roy: Well... No, but it's happening. I wanted you to know 'cause I don't want you to get hurt, so... I think it's best if you just step aside.
Jamie: No.
Roy: What the fսck do you mean, "no"?
Jamie: I mean, if the two of you ain't official, then I ain't steppin' aside.
Roy: Why not?
Jamie: 'Cause I know in my heart that me and Keeley are meant to be together.
Roy: Fսck off. You're a child.
Jamie: You fսck off. You're a hairy old prune. Don't forget, I was with her first.
Roy: Yeah, well, I was with her last.
Jamie: It's been a year, mate.
Roy: It's been a month, mate.
Jamie: That video of her that got leaked, she made that for me.