Dan: Your Honor, the defense moves to have this case dismissed due to my client’s debilitating medical condition.
Abby: If I may ask, what condition is that?
Olivia: Defendant claims she’s a werewolf.
Gurgs: Actually, Your Honor, she would be a wif-wolf, since ‘were’ is Old English for ‘man’.
Dan: The patriarchy strikes again!


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Night Court Season 1 Episode 8: "Blood Moon Binga"
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Dan: Your Honor, try to put yourself in my client’s… paws. She was very much on edge. There were fireworks, and someone nearby was running a vacuum cleaner.
Pam: My neighbors are monsters.

Dan: Your Honor, the defense moves to have this case dismissed due to my client’s debilitating medical condition.
Abby: If I may ask, what condition is that?
Olivia: Defendant claims she’s a werewolf.
Gurgs: Actually, Your Honor, she would be a wif-wolf, since ‘were’ is Old English for ‘man’.
Dan: The patriarchy strikes again!