J.D.'s narration: Things were amazing with Kylie. But before I could get more emotionally invested, I needed answers to some questions that were very important to me.
J.D.: Name three spin-offs of the sitcom 'Happy Days'.
Kylie: "Mork & Mindy", "Laverne & Shirley" and "Joanie Loves Chachi".
Turk: You marry her. You marry her now! You marry her!
J.D.: Okay, okay, we passed Section One - "Sitcoms about or involving Asian-American diner owners." Now on to Section Two - "Fat, tubby T.V. husbands and the crazy-hot women that would never actually be married to them."