J.D.'s narration: Things were amazing with Kylie. But before I could get more emotionally invested, I needed answers to some questions that were very important to me.
J.D.: Name three spin-offs of the sitcom 'Happy Days'.
Kylie: "Mork & Mindy", "Laverne & Shirley" and "Joanie Loves Chachi".
Turk: You marry her. You marry her now! You marry her!
J.D.: Okay, okay, we passed Section One - "Sitcoms about or involving Asian-American diner owners." Now on to Section Two - "Fat, tubby T.V. husbands and the crazy-hot women that would never actually be married to them."

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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17: "My Life in Four Cameras"
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 17 Quotes

Okay, Perry! That's it, it's over. The only act left to see is you firing that guy.

Dr. Kelso

Unfortunately, around here things don't always end as neat and tidy as they do in sitcoms. Relationships aren't always magically fixed in thirty minutes - you have to work on them.

J.D.'s narration