Raj: To quote Shakespeare, "It is better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography."
Penny: Oh, you poor baby!
Raj: What's wrong with me, Penny?
Penny: Nothing! Nothing. You know, if we weren't friends - and you hadn't brought up that creepy pornography story - I'd be on you like the speed of light squared on matter to make energy.


Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 (5 Votes)
Characters:
Penny, Rajesh "Raj" Koothrappali
Episode:
The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 24: "The Roommate Transmogrification"
Show:
The Big Bang Theory
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The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Episode 24 Quotes

Penny: Hey, Sheldon, did you change your Wi-Fi password again?
Sheldon: Yes, it's "Penny, get your own Wi-Fi." No spaces.

Open the landing bay doors, shuttle craft approaching.

Leonard