Danny: What's all this?
Gary: The commonwealth of Massachusetts has issued a stay-at-home order, Daniel. So the commonwealth of Gary has come up with a plan. Now, if you have any interest in living, I suggest you hush up and listen up.
Danny: Can you just text it to me?
Gary: No, I cannot. Now if we practice social distancing mask up with everyone in the outside world and keep our gatherings to six people or fewer we should be able to maintain a safe bubble within our friend group that's just phase one. Phase two Dr. Fauci and I become close personal friends. You gotta love a health expert who sounds like he has a permanently sore throat.
Danny: How long do we have to do this?
Gary: Tony says for a couple of weeks, at least until we flatten the curve.