Carla: Turk! Turk, where are you going?
Turk: Honey, I can't do this. I don't believe in any of this hypnotism crap. I only needed to impress Kelso.
Carla: Oh, so great, you lied to me.
Turk: I'm about to ruin my career by plunging a knife into a completely conscious person! But you know what, you're absolutely right - let's focus on the lying.


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Turk, Carla Espinosa
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3: "My Day at the Races"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 3 Quotes

Elliot: Why don't you just move into my place?
J.D.: Oh, great, then we'll be two losers under one roof.

As for me, I could overcome any obstacle, as long as I had Elliot and her ridiculously strong thighs beneath me.

J.D.'s Narration