Turk: Uh, where's Dr. Wen? This patient's ready to go.
Staffer: He just called. He got in a car accident, so he can't make it.
Turk: Don't you play with me, intercom lady! I will find you!
Staffer: Relax. Dr. DiStefano is on-call.
Turk: Thank God. We just dodged a bullet because, look, I am nowhere near ready to perform this type of procedure solo. I would have been terrified, you guys would have sensed it, and it would have been a horrible experience for all of us.
Staffer: Dr. DiStefano is stuck in surgery. It's all on you, Dr. Turk.
Turk: Big piece of cake! Who's with me?


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 8: "My Friend the Doctor"
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 8 Quotes

Doctor: Goodnight, Efrem!
Janitor: Goo-goo-goo-goodnight... doctor.

Turk: Hey, baby. Todd and I are going to the arcade, so I'm a get some quarters out your purse.
Carla: I'm old.
J.D.'s Narration: Others eventually accept who they are.
Dr. Cox: Yeah, well I'm older. Now would you please get me down to my damn car?
Carla: Sure, let's get your big Irish ass to your car so nobody knows that you hurt your back! Let's not worry about my back!