We are not machines, we are not robots. Be cooler if we were r...

Sam: We are not machines, we are not robots.
Sock: Be cooler if we were robots.
Sam: Yeah.
Sock: You know who I'd be if I were a robot?
Sam: Who?
Sock: The hot chick from Terminator 3. First I would tear this building down brick by brick, then I would go home, lock myself in the bedroom, and stare at my boobs for as long as I wanted.
Sam: Yeah.
Sock: Which would be a long time


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Characters:
Sam Oliver, Sock
Episode:
Reaper Season 1 Episode 4: "Magic"
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Reaper
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Reaper Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Sam: What is wrong with you?
Ben: My dad is super allergic... You know... I couldn't have any pets so this little guy fills that void.
Sock: You said I filled that void, Ben

Winston--you're one freaky ass bird, who scared the crap out of me, and now I can't be comfortable around birds ever again. I hope you know that

Ben [to the dove]
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