Tamara: We have to go to Lissa's. This party is my opportunity to skip nine, maybe ten rungs, on the social ladder.
Jenna: It's probably gonna be a big party and no one will even notice we're there.
Tamara: Doesn't matter, a person's popularity is directly related to the number of red cup pics they have posted online. Photoshopping my way to the A-list is a big fail mary. To simulate gonge smoke I had to light a fire in my trash can and my hair caught on fire. Luckily I was wearing my Jessica Simps bump up pony so I just ripped that s*** out.