Phil: Hey, bud, I just wanted to thank you for having sex with Carol and stuff. It meant a lot to me.
Mike: Yeah, to be honest with you, I'm really excited to be an uncle.
Phil: Well, you're going to be a godfather, too.
Mike: Well, I guess that's better than being a Godfather III. Boom.


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The Last Man on Earth Season 2 Episode 17: "Smart and Stupid"
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Erica: I was in jail. I somehow got arrested for leaving a bank with some money that wasn't mine. And then a man in a uniform found a gun on me that turned out to be mine.
Mike: So you're talking about armed robbery?
Erica: More like an armed misunderstanding.

Todd: Oh. That's funny. 'Cuz your farts smell like freshly-cooked bacon.
Mike: Thank you?