Jim: What happened to you?
Michael: Captain Jack has a problem with authority.
Jim: Oh, right, 'cause you announced that his ship was sinking.
Michael: He just totally lost it. If you ask me he caused the panic.


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Characters:
Michael Scott, Jim Halpert
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 11: "Booze Cruise"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 11 Quotes

What is with the guy jumping overboard? If he had just waited and heard what I had to say, he would be motivated right now, and not all wet.

Michael

Dwight: Don't worry Michael, I'm taking us to shore!
Michael: It's a fake wheel, dummy!