What is love anyway? Maybe it's supposed to break all the rules, like me and Jan or Oscar and some guy. Life is short; when two people find each other, what should stand in their way?

Michael

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The Office Season 3 Episode 1: "Gay Witch Hunt"
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The Office
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The Office Season 3 Episode 1 Quotes

I got them a toaster. They called off the wedding and gave the toaster back to me. I tried to return the toaster to the store, and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has got two toasters.

Stanley

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they are acting retarded. And I consider Oscar a friend.

Michael