Leela: What's this spice for?
Neptunian Salesman: That's powdered swamp root. Makes you irresistible to the opposite sex.
Leela: Oh, that's ridiculous! (whispering) I'll take two pounds!


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Episode:
Futurama Season 1 Episode 7: "My Three Suns"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes

Bender: Oh, I'm sorry, Fry. She's dead.
Fry: All Leela ever wanted to do was help me, but I was too proud and stupid to accept it. I wish I had died instead of her.
Leela: What are you talking about?
Fry: You're alive!
Leela: Of course I'm alive.
Bender: I told Fry you were dead so he would cry out the Emperor but you had to go and wreck it by surviving.

Telephone voice: Collect call from-
Bender: I'm not giving my name to a machine!
Leela: I'll accept.