Yes, you're fat. And I have not tits. Let's be honest. That's th...

Yes, you're fat. And I have not tits. Let's be honest. That's the only way I'll stay with you.

Liz [after Louie asks why she wants him to walk]

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Louie Season 3 Episode 5: "Daddy's Girflriend (Part 2)"
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I went on a date and I get nervous when I date. I get very nervous. I went on this date and we went out to dinner and all these things then I took her home and she went inside, and then I farted for the rest of my life.

Louie

Young, gorgeous women must have the hardest time. A lot of people think they have advantages. Like 'oh you're a pretty girl, it's easy, people buy you drinks' oh wow, boy, what is that - a $16 savings every week? Free drinks! It must be so much pressure to be like a really cute young girl. First of all, you're smaller than most people, you're an adult, and you're walking around and there are just MASSIVE men like 3 times your size and every single *GRUNTS LOUDLY LIKE A CAVEMAN* - that's a lot to take on. Someone else's cum fantasy. Like he just looks at you and you just feel buckets of cum hit you in the face.

Louie
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