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Louie Details

Louie is a sitcom that is based on the stand-up comedy of Louis C.K. It centers on his life as a divorce father of two young girls and intersperses unrelated scenarios with his comedy routine.

Network:
FX
Number of Episodes
29
Start Date
Seasons:

Louie Quotes

That's young nervous penis. When you're 24 and single, your penis is like the young, nervous guy in the World War II movie in the foxhole. Any sound your penis hears, it's like, 'WHAT WAS THAT?!? LET'S GO! LET'S GO LET'S GO! I'm married in my 50s. My penis is relaxed. My penis is sitting in the chair, smoking a pipe, reading the paper. My penis is like Bing Crosby. It hears a noise it's like 'I think I heard a noise, could be a hand, could be a vagina, bub bub bub.

Alan

This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me, and my dad hung himself in front of me, while masturbating.

Ben