You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now. Th...

Molly: You know, they make thongs specifically for low-riders now.
Elliot: They don't work for me. I still can't sit down without showing the
whole world the crack of my ass. The other night, some guy tried to put a
pen in it.
J.D.'s Narration: Some guy... I never get credit for anything!


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Character:
Elliot Reid
Episode:
Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19: "My Best Laid Plans"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 4 Episode 19 Quotes

Janitor: You guys are out. You guys are back in. Where's Margo?
Randall: She's at a Ludacris concert with her birth mom.
Janitor: I lose my van to him, and I lose Margo to gangsta rap. Bad day.

Carla: You've been talking to this girl you used to sleep with, and you never told her you were married?
Turk: She never asked?

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