Dwight: [sitting on a giant rubber ball] You should get one of these.
Jim: No, thank you.
Dwight: Do you even know what this is? It is a fitness orb, and it has completely changed my life. Forget everything you thought you knew about ab workouts.
Jim: Done.


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Characters:
Dwight Schrute, Jim Halpert
Episode:
The Office Season 2 Episode 8: "Performance Review"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Stanley: Sometimes women say more in their pauses than they say in their words.
Michael: Really?
Stanley: Oh yes. Let's listen to it again. And this time, really listen to the pauses.
Michael: God. Stanley, that's frickin brilliant. How do you know that? Did you learn that on the streets? I'm sorry...
Stanley: Oh, it's OK. I did learn it on the streets. On the ghetto in fact.
Michael: No kidding?

Today is Thursday, but Dwight thinks that it's Friday. Aaaand, that's what I'll be working on this afternoon.

Jim