J.D.: Your test results, let's see what's going on. Your gram stain shows that you have... you have gonorrhea... We should probably test Kylie to see if she's infected.
James: Oh, no, we haven't slept together... yet. It's not like I'm missing out - shoot, I probably got it from my secretary. Or that trainer from the gym. Ooh, or this fine chick, Tamyra, that bartends with Kylie? Yeah.
J.D.: Well, we should probably get-get you fixed up, or things might start falling off of ya.