Harry: Do you want to put them back up? Go ahead. No one believes you, anyway, not even your parent. Tell people I am an alien. Climb to the highest tower in town and shout it to everyone.
Max: We don't have towers, you dumb alien.
Harry: I know! That was a figure of speech.
Max: No it wasn't. Oh my God. You actually thought we had towers.
Harry: I did not!
Max: You're so stupid. Hi, I'm an alien and I think it's castle times so there are towers.
Harry: I was testing you to see if you thought there were towers, and you're lucky you passed!
Max: Well, I'm going to go to school now.
Harry: Wait.
Max: I hope a tower doesn't fall on me because we live in make-believe times.
Harry: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO THINKS THERE'RE TOWERS! Dickhead. Assh...asshole.


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I am not alone up here. This is bad. I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten. My taint remains unchanged.

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Harry: Sleep. Another example of humans being weak and inefficient. Their bodies must shut down for eight hours every single day, or they don't work properly. Please be six am. Please be six am. [It's 3:46 am]

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