Janitor: You're a bit of a know-it-all, aren't you.
J.D.: Well, I know a lot.
Janitor: Yeah? Who was Deep Throat?
J.D.: Mark Felt, the FBI guy. That's been all over the news for months.
Janitor: Oh, sorry, rich boy. My TV doesn't get the news. Just the Bible channel and some kind of Chinese boxing.


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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4: "My Jiggly Ball"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 5 Episode 4 Quotes

Orderly: (Handing Elliot a chart) This guy has an S.T.D., and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.
Elliot: (Walks in, sees Kelso)
Dr. Kelso: Crap.

(His entire right hand is moving) Guys, I think there might be something wrong with my spine, because I'm not doing that!

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