Adrianna and Navid had sex! Adrianna and Navid had sex! Sorry, we're a bit excited about this development.

It was one of several on "The Porn King," as we summarize the action character-by-character, starting with these two love birds...

Adrianna wants to audition for a new show, but Navid is hesitant. He blames the acting world for the roller coaster of drugs and pregnancy she was stuck on last year. Despite this warning, Adrianna goes to the audition and lands the role. But Navid is far from happy about it.

Because her boyfriend isn't being supportive, Adrianna turns to Teddy for comfort. He understands how much Adrianna loves to act and he encourages her to do. He also kisses her, and it leads to a full-on make-out session! Silver actually walks in on it, but neither Teddy nor Adrianna notice her.

Adrianna flees the scene, feeling guilty. How guilty? The next time we see her, she's in her room, telling Navid she turns down the role and also telling him they've waited long enough. Cue how undressing scene!

Annie befriends Jasper, the nephew of the homeless man she hit with her car and killed. Turns out, he went to West Beverly and left the school $100,00 in his will. Silver interviews Jasper for The Blaze and Teddy lets it slip that there's an ongoing investigation into the hit-and-run. When Annie learns about Jasper, she can't hide her emotions. She attends his uncle's funeral and Jasper sees her there.

It appears as though he's suspicious. Why is this random girl so broken up about someone she didn't know? When he asks her to hang out, it's unclear what his motives are. But the pair actually seem to bond, with Jasper waxing poetic about the universe. Our guess, however, is that he's just buttering up Annie and he's totally on to her.

Liam, meanwhile, is totally on to Jen. He tries to blackmail her because he finds out about her marriage to that French dude and about the fact she squandered all her money. But Jen beats him to the punch and tells Naomi about this herself. Oddly, easily manipulated by her older sister, Naomi ends up comforting Jen when the latter pretends as though she feels bad and might return to her loveless marriage. Puh-leese!

Still, Liam gets the last word. Or the last recording, as the case may be. Jen tells him off and says the exact words "Naomi will never believe we had sex together," unaware that Liam is taping the conversation. We're excited to see what he does with this.

Finally, there's Dixon. Sweet, caring, lying Dixon. He and Sasha have a great time in Napa, but he can't bring himself to admit he's only in high school. Instead, he tells another lie: that he works in the porn business! He's forced to make this up after Sasha sees a bevy of adult films in the trunk of Dixon's car, which really belongs to Navid's dad, of course.

These two appear to be doing very well, until Sasha pulls up outside the Wilson home because she and Dixon accidentally switched cell phones. As her friend in the front seat asks: Why is that white woman hugging Sasha's boyfriend? Good luck explaining that one, D!