Accidentally on Purpose Quotes

Abby: I mean, look how happy I am since I married Nick. And you know why? Because he is stable, well-balanced, supportive. Billie: Yes!…

James [to Billie]: Look, when we started dating, I told you I didn’t want to get married again. And you said, “Oh my God! Do you own this…

James: You should know that I know Krav Maga. Zack: Fine, call him. I’ll fight him, too!

Zack: You know, I bet my buds I could go a whole day eating and drinking only things that end in ‘tos.’ Mojitos, burritos, taquitos….

Billie: I guess it turns out they’re not 100 percent effective unless you actually take them out of your purse.

Billie: Look, I know this may sound nuts, but I’m thinking of going home with a guy who may be significantly younger than me, and I just…

Billie: Were you using my grandmother’s urn as a water pipe?

Zack: I’m running out of charming. I think I have some more back in my apartment.