Accidentally on Purpose Quotes

Billie: My love life is more depressing than a war-torn Soviet state.

Brian: [Pam] didn’t want to have kids. Which is what I love about you. Because if things work out between us, it’s like an instant…

Pam: He used to call me his muse. Didn’t ya? Brian: Well, I called you a lot of things. Muse was one of them.

Zack: Look, I know it doesn’t look like it, but I’m doing all this because I care about you. Billie: I know you do, but there has to be a…

Davis: (to Zack) Oh, man! You were right about that guy. He’s trying to steal your baby. Like a reverse stork.

Billie: What are you doing? Zack: I’m looking out for you. Billie: Well, stop it. I have been dating since… oh my God! Since you were…

Davis: (to Zack) When I saw that guy kissing your pregnant lady, I got this really sick feeling in my stomach. Kinda like the time I saw…

Abby: This couch is so dirty, I really feel like I’m having an adventure. Davis: You should see the bathroom. It’s like being in…

Billie: Zack, this is Sully. Zack: Hey dude! Sully: Good to know ya’. [points to Billie’s belly] I’m a big fan of your work.

Billie: I got to go meet my sister at a bar a few blocks away. Sully: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Can I walk you there? Billie: You don’t have to…