American Woman Quotes

Jessica: Mom! You’re walking too quick. I can’t keep up! Bonnie: That’s why I’m pulling you.

Bonnie: Please! I really need this job. Mister: And brides need white wedding dresses, and thanks to you, ours went elsewhere to get hers.

Bonnie: You get to eat mushrooms all day and paint in your underwear! Adam: That’s not fair. Bonnie: A lot of things aren’t fair.

Bonnie: I sort of missed my psychedelic drug window. I was too busy raising my girls.

Adam: So this is what you looked like on your wedding day? Bonnie: No. I wore my mother’s gray, wool dress. It hid the bump that would…

est Leader: Are you a football fan? Kathleen: I am. Even when he and my brother would go to a game, I’d still sit in front of the TV and…

Bonnie: Why? Are you intimidated by intelligent young women? You know, Jerry, I see you. You’re just a dark, rainy storm cloud hovering…

est Leader: If I asked your daddy to describe you right now, what would he say? Kathleen: Kathleen is my sweet little angel. est Leader:…

est Leader: So you bounced from man to man desperately seeking what your father never gave you, but you’re better than that, Kathleen.

Steve: You know, Becca’s not the only redwood in the family. Bonnie: I think you should go, Steve.