American Woman Quotes

Bonnie: I sort of missed my psychedelic drug window. I was too busy raising my girls.

Peggy: We women have a way of putting what we want further and further out of our reach. You have opportunity, Diana. You go and do what…

Kathleen: Excuse me? Man: Yes? Kathleen: You’re very well dressed. Man: Thank you. Kathleen: Are you a homosexual?

Peggy: This tuna fish sandwich has given me terrible heartburn. I think the tuna might have gone bad. You want the other half? Diana: You…

Diana: Ladies, I’d like to propose a toast. To Jeff! The only man for the job.

Doctor: Will you tell Steve I would love to get a round of golf in at the club when he’s got the time? Bonnie: Steve and I split up….

Mr. Bishop: You came in late today. Again. And now you’re dozing off in meetings? Diana: I haven’t been getting much sleep at night. Mr….

Diana: You think I could have fixed this for you? Kathleen: Yes! You could have told me. Diana: You wouldn’t have believed me because you…

Dude: Can I have your number? Diana: Why do you want my number? Dude: Because I want to see you again. Diana: [kisses him passionately]…

Steve: What’s that? Adam: It’s a gift. For Jessica. Bonnie: Adam, you didn’t have to do that. Steve: A present? You don’t even look like…